Strange new world broken earth

Everything in this book is nonsense. Nothing is true except for a little place and a little name. These are borrowed from real celebrities or brands (without permission). I do this purely to provide you with an interesting horizontal perspective. If the crazy events in the book really happen, what will these famous characters do? I don't want to vilify or tarnish the reputation of relevant people or brands, so here, I must confess that I absolutely don't mean to offend... well, maybe a little:)